It's true every fuckin one of these videos has a dude that needs to masturbate to ejaculate. Bonding and connection with a woman is her relating to what strikes my chords. It's her job to get me off, not mine!
I heard it in the a movie called Full Metal Jacket and Yankee or Yank is how people refer to tiresome Americans like you. Maybe if you were able to travel out of your backwards hillbilly enclave you'd know something about how the rest of the world views you mur der ous pigs.
naw, the more likely case is that you don't know anything about sports; you clearly didn't understand the obvious fucking reference between the number of players and the punchline, which means you didn't actually understand the joke, when you originally heard it and (poorly) recycled it here. I heard that joke about a year ago, and i laughed my ass off, because its actually clever and hilarious.