Sounds hot! I love cum myself and I would actually prefer the kind that is so thick, creamy and sticky, it would be impossible to suck through a straw - or it would at least take some time and effort! There's something about super thick cum that I just love, that type always seems to taste delicious as well lol
They might feel the need to act like an eternal college student stuck in the "Aiyo duuuude" stage to appeal to the expected average porn viewer. I dunno, just my 2 cents